JAKE INTERVIEW ALERT!!!

I have a special comedy essay on grandparenting in this Saturday's Newsday and you can hear Newsday's preview podcast interview with me by clicking here: Interview Podcast

(There are about two minutes of discussion with the editor first, some of which is about me, and then they get to me).

Campbell Arrested
Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been arrested for allegedly throwing a cell phone at her maid's head. Looks like the Yankees finally have a replacement for Roger Clemens!

Campbell Arrested II
Supermodel Naomi Campbell has been arrested for allegedly throwing a cell phone at her maid's head. It's not clear whether she did it out of anger or just because she wanted to impress Russell Crowe.

Steroid Investigation
Baseball commissioner Bud Selig has announced a major steroid investigation of Barry Bonds. The best way to find out whether Barry Bonds has been taking steroids is to... just look at Barry Bonds.

Steroid Investigation II
Baseball commissioner Bud Selig has announced a major steroid investigation of Barry Bonds. Bonds is responding with a major probe of Selig's toupee.

Top 5 Benjamin Netanyahu Excuses

5) Who knew all the ex-wives and girlfriends he cheated on would actually vote?

4) Not enough Israelis watch the FOX News Channel

3) He tried, but he just couldn't give himself a stroke

2) His supporters forgot to vote because they were watching "24"

1) Most of his supporters actually live in Florida

Bonds Threat
Barry Bonds says he's so angry about the steroid accusations against him, that he may go "jump off the Empire State Building." Well, he is attracted to anything with a big needle.

Carroll Released
Terrorist Iraqi kidnappers have finally released American journalist Jill Carroll after almost three months. Carroll was allowed to keep some lovely parting gifts, like a copy of the Koran, a commemorative medal, and her head.

Prayer Study
In the largest scientific test of its kind, scientists found that prayer brought no benefit to hospital patients. And the hospitals found that prayer brought no benefit to the people who didn't pay their bills.