GMU Final Four
George Mason University shocked UConn Sunday to make the Final Four. It's the biggest shocker the team's pulled off since they all showed up for Psych class last month.

Favorites Finished
NCAA tournament favorites UConn, Villanova, Duke and Memphis have all been eliminated. It's the most painful thing those players will have to endure until they get some of their tattoos removed.

Case Dismissed
An Afghan court is dropping its death penalty case against a man who converted to Christianity. The official reason given was lack of evidence; apparently an extensive search of his home turned up no evidence of any of those "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelets.

Case Dismissed II
An Afghan court is dropping its death penalty case against a man who converted to Christianity because it believes the man is insane... not because he left Islam to be a Christian, but because he left Islam to be an Episcopalian.

Top 5 Signs the Afghan Convert to Christianity Really is Crazy

5) Instead of the Haj, he makes an annual pilgrimage to Dollywood

4) Still angry that the Kabul cable TV provider doesn't carry the "700 Club"

3) Insists on having an Easter egg hunt every year, even though no one's had an egg in Afghanistan since 1975

2) Really likes Christian rock

1) He's the only person in the world who actually had George Mason in his Final Four bracket

Immigrant March
500,000 people marched for immigrant rights in Los Angeles Saturday. Most of the demonstrators say they were out looking for Lou Dobbs.

Immigrant March II
500,000 people marched for immigrant rights in Los Angeles Saturday. The I.N.S. would have been combing the crowd for illegal aliens, but this is their decade off.