Lobbying Limits
A new rule sets a $75 per year cap on gifts lobbyists can give to members of Congress. Luckily for most Congressmen, you can't really put a price on a good blow job.

Lobbying Limits II
A new rule sets a $75 per year cap on gifts lobbyists can give to members of Congress... sending the nation's lobbyists into a desperate search for good 50-cent hookers.