Denny's Shooting
A gunman walked into a Denny's restaurant in California Wednesday and opened fire, killing two and wounding two others. The wounded pair are in serious condition, but still have a better chance of surviving than everyone who ordered the grand slam breakfast.

Simpson Nixes White House Meet
Jessica Simpson has turned down an invitation to meet President Bush at the White House. Even she knows you don't want to be seen with someone with a 36% approval rating.