Top 5 Excuses for Staying on Spring Break an Extra Week

5) You could have returned to school on time, but then who would've cared for those Katrina refugees you were looking after?

4) You didn't exactly go to class the week before Spring Break either

3) Let's just say you and your frat buddies could've chosen a better Spring Break location than Baghdad

2) You needed the extra time to steal the videos the "Girls Gone Wild" guys took of your girlfriend

1) You're a liberal arts major; hanging out and drinking is about all you've learned how to do in college anyway

Summer Movies
"Mission Impossible 3" is due in theaters this May. In this sequel, Tom Cruise's impossible mission will be convincing the audience he's not a friggin' nut.