Russian Problem
The Pentagon says it's discovered that Russia secretly gave Saddam Hussein sensitive information about U.S. battle plans before the invasion of Iraq. The Russians deny that, but they do admite they gave Saddam personal grooming tips while he was in hiding.

Russian Problem II
The Pentagon says that while it has proof Russia gave Saddam Hussein information about U.S. battle plans before the invasion of Iraq, it's not clear if he actually paid attention to it. That's because some of the military information was probably lost in all those rolls of oil-for-food cash.

Manilow Gay?
Several journalists covering the music industry are urging Barry Manilow to come out of the closet. Manilow's press agent is responding by explaining that Manilow isn't gay; it's just that his music makes you gay.