Miers Nominated
President Bush has nominated his personal counsel, Harriet Miers, to the Supreme Court. While not exactly a well-known attorney, experts believe that anyone who's been able to keep President Bush from getting indicted this long must be a legal genius.

Miers Nominated II
When John Roberts was first nominated to the high court, "Law and Order" star Fred Thompson acted as his confirmation adviser. Now that Harriet Miers has been nominated, she's trying to get that chick from "Judging Amy."

Miers Nominated III
President Bush once called Miers "a pit bull in size six shoes." Of course, the person he often calls "a pit bull in size eleven shoes" is his mother.

Miers Nominated IV
A quick check of Miers personal history shows that she's never been a judge in any court. And a quick check of her years of devoted service to President Bush shows she's never been a judge of character either.

Pam Anderson Stalker
A judge has ordered a man accused of stalking Pamela Anderson to keep at least 500 feet away from her at all times. But the man's attorneys are appealing that ruling since it's impossible for anyone in America to be more than 100 feet away from Anderson's breasts at any time.

Rosh Hashanah
This being the eve of the Jewish new year, police are setting up roadblocks across the New York area to check for motorists who may be have eaten too much before getting behind the wheel.

Top 5 Signs it's Rosh Hashanah in New York

5) Thousands jam Times Square looking for a decent raisin challah

4) Jewish New Year's day bowl games are all chess matches

3) Stock market posts it's lowest volume of the year

2) Local comedy clubs all closed

1) No lines at the Carnegie Deli