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Red Sox Force Game 7
The Red Sox won last night to become the first team down 0-3 in a playoff series to force a game 7. The Red Sox didn't blow a slim late-inning lead. The Red Sox had two bad calls against them reversed. All of this happened against the Yankees in New York. Either the Messiah is here or the world is about to explode.

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1) Beat the Press

Flu Vaccine Blame Game
Doctors say President Bush and John Kerry should stop using the flu vaccine shortage as a political weapon. But experts say it's very hard for Bush and Kerry not to talk about flu shots since they're a couple of pricks themselves.

Canadian Exodus
Thousands of Americans have crossed the border into Canada trying to get a flu shot. The bad news is that many of them are too late to get vaccinated, but the good news is they're not too late to avoid the draft.

Bush Threat
Even as President Bush says John Kerry would lead America into a major defeat in the war on terror, he still says Kerry is the one using "shameless scare tactics." The President clarified those comments by insisting that Kerry's scare tactics really are shameless, but only because they're nowhere near as scary as his.

New Therapy
A new pill could reduce the risk of post-traumatic stress disorder by erasing memories, which has been called "therapeutic forgetting." But it's not clear if this form of "therapeutic forgetting" will work as well for patients as it has for the Bush campaign.

Stolen Campaign Cash
While on the campaign trail, John Kerry was given a cash donation from 7 year-old Michael Benson, who said he "stole" the money from his father. But President Bush immediately retaliated against Benson and the rest of the country's 7 year-olds by raising the deficit by another $800 billion.