A SPECIAL THANKS To all the great people who came out to my political stand up comedy show last night at Stand Up NY! The turnout was great, and I think all would agree the perfomers were top notch. Stay tuned for more announcements about my upcoming shows

Army Mutiny?
Controversy is swirling after a supply platoon refused an order to make a dangerous fuel shipment in Iraq. The Pentagon says refusing orders is unacceptable, especially when everyone knows that all you have to do to get out of dangerous duty in the Army is say that you're gay.

Top 5 Real Reasons the Army Supply Team Refused Orders to Drive the Convoy

5) They only have one CD in the Hum-V and it's "Frampton Comes Alive"

4) Enlisted men in the back seat keep asking "are we there yet?" every five minutes

3) No matter how heroic they are, the Swift Boat Captains for Truth will smear them in about 35 years anyway

2) Jerk at the Halliburton filling station won't take the Discover Card

1) Wanna deal with a REAL WMD? Try smelling some of the Iraqi roadside rest stops!