VERY ODD WEB ALERT!! My humor has now crossed the Atlantic, and into the realm of the surreal!! A popular HUNGARIAN humor site has started translating my jokes and posting them! Here's what it looks like Hungarian Site, my latest joke is the sixth one down!

Hurricane Missing
Reports that more than 700 Floridians are still missing in the wake of Hurricane Charley are being called "doubtful." Usually to lose that many people in Florida, you have to hold an election.

Party School Rankings
The State University of New York at Albany has once again been ranked as the No. 1 party school in America. But the ranking is being questioned by those who know that most students at Albany don't drink and do drugs to party, but to forget.

Troop Realignment
President Bush is planning to withdraw 70,000 U.S. troops from Europe over the next decade. Critics say leaving the continent could leave Europeans vulnerable to nuclear proliferation, economic upheaval, and a Pet Shop Boys comeback tour.

FBI Questioning
Hoping to cut down on subversive activities during the Republican National Convention later this month, the FBI and New York City police are implementing several special measures. But experts say the measures are unnecessary, especially since the cops already took care of Mike Wallace last week.