Oscar Night Shocker
A controversy-free night at the Academy Awards was marred late in the broadcast when it was revealed that Justin Timberlake had ripped the clothes off of each and every Oscar statuette.

Eisner Troubles
Embattled Disney CEO Michael Eisner is getting a show of support from President Bush. Mr. Bush says he knows what it's like to have to convince people without any economic hope that they're still living in a magic kingdom.