Sunday, April 18, 2004

Courtney Love Case
A California judge has ordered Courtney Love to stand trial on two drug possession charges. Love's attorneys say their client will have no trouble handling the trial, it's the standing part they're not so sure about.

Top things overheard at the Bush/Blair Summit

-"Of course your Pound is more valuable than our dollar, it's heavier isn't it?"

-"Sorry we can't use the ranch this weekend... Cheney and Scalia are using it for another one of their 'hunting' trips'... know what I mean?"

-What's up with that Omarosa?

-"Okay, you do all my press conferences for me from now on, and I'll let you use my dentist."

-"You still got that number for the UN?... I lost it again."


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