Monday, October 10, 2011

Job Plan
President Obama's jobs council is about to introduce a plan to get foreign countries to invest $1 trillion in the U.S. over the next five years. The plan mostly involves identity theft.

Immelt's Role
President Obama's jobs council is headed buy GE CEO Jeff Immelt... which makes sense, because when Americans see an unmitigated failure like him keeping his job, we all feel confident about ourselves again!

Who is Rich?
As the Democrats push their tax hike plan, the party still can't decide who is rich. Some say you're rich if you make $250K per year. Other say you're rich if you make $1 million per year. And Harry Reid thinks you're rich if you're guy with the most "Magic, the Gathering" cards?

Davis Dead
Raiders owner Al Davis has died at 82. We know that he's going to Heaven because seriously, do we really expect the guy who created Raider Nation to be scared by Hell?

Pet Generosity
Americans are actually spending more on their pets since the recession began... mostly because cats are pretty generous with their Fancy Feast.

October 10th

680: Hussain bin Ali, the grandson of the Prophet Muhammad, is decapitated by forces under Caliph Yazid I. The incident is later blamed on a Dutch cartoonist.

1957: President Dwight D. Eisenhower apologizes to the finance minister of Ghana, Komla Agbeli Gbdemah, after he is refused service in a Dover, Delaware restaurant. The Eisenhower has to REALLY apologize to all the white diplomats who DID get service at that restaurant.

2009: After having closed borders for about two hundred years, Armenia and Turkey open their borders... only to discover no one is interested in going to Armenia or Turkey.


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