August 14th


1908: The first beauty contest is held in Folkestone, England. Ever since, the tradition has been that the one woman with more than three of her original teeth always wins.


1935: The United States Social Security Act passes, creating a government pension system for those smart enough to retire before all the money runs
out.


2010: 2010 Summer Youth Olympic Games, the first ever sporting even specifically created for pedophile spectators, officially starts in Singapore.