Monday, July 28, 2008

Snack Prices Soar
Prices for cookies and other sugary snacks have been rising steadily this year. Experts blame higher energy costs and continued terrorist bombings at the "Double Stuff" factory in Nigeria.

America Cuts Back
Due to high gas prices, the U.S. government says Americans have driven 40 billion fewer miles in the last seven months... but as we continue to sit at home going nowhere, at least we know what it's like to be Brett Favre.

Toyota Guides Lower
Toyota is cutting its 2008 sales outlook... mostly because it's getting harder to get to Toyota dealerships with all the abandoned Hummers, Jeeps, and Fords on the road.

Google Challenged
Four former Google engineers are launching a rival search engine that they say is three times better than anything else out there... but they're willing to pull it from the market if the guys from Google just give back the Star Trek action figures they left in their office.

LaBaouf LaBusted
Actor Shia LaBeouf was arrested for drunk driving in Hollywood Sunday... which is a shame since movie stars are the only people who can still afford to drive.


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