BREAKING NEWS!!!!

Enron Convictions
Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling have been found guilty on most charges in the Enron case. Surely, no one in corporate America will ever cheat or steal again.

Enron Convictions II
Ken Lay and Jeff Skilling have been found guilty on most charges in the Enron case. That means President Bush has just 2 1/2 years left in his term to pardon them.

Enron Sentencing
The judge in the case now has two sentencing choices for Lay and Skilling; send them to prison for 45 years, or send them to a room full of former Enron shareholders for 5 minutes.