Top 5 Anderson Cooper Pick-Up Lines

5) "Hey, wanna go to my place and try on my mother's clothes?"

4) "My show isn't the only thing that goes 360 baby"

3) "Wanna step into my Situation Room?"

2) "This is Breaking News from CNN... you're hot"

1) "You make Tom Cruise look like Larry King"


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