Friday, March 03, 2006

Mississippi Abortion Law
Mississippi Governor Haley Barbour says he will sign a bill enforcing a ban on almost all abortions in the state. But you can still kill your baby in Mississippi by relying on the state government to protect you in a hurricane.

Cell Phone Bandit Sentenced
The woman who robbed four banks while talking on her cell phone has been sentenced to 12 years in prison. That was the more lenient sentence; the more severe option was to stick her in room full of people yaking on their cell phones for 20 minutes.

Bush on Outsourcing
While visiting India, President Bush defended outsourcing. Not because it's good for the economy, but because he'll have to move to a foreign country if he ever wants to work again after he leaves office.


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