Saturday, February 25, 2006

Olympic Update
Here are the latest Olympic results... Bode Miller: 0-for-5 for medals, 6-for-6 for Budweiser.

Bode's Take
Despite going 0-for-5 in the Torino, Olympics, Bode Miller still says he feels like a winner. That's because he got all his drinks for free for two weeks.

Bode's Take II
Despite going 0-for-5 in the Torino, Olympics, Bode Miller still says he feels like a winner. That's because he didn't have to do the biatholon with Dick Cheney.

Lobbying Reform
Members of Congress say enacting lobbying reforms will "take time"... about as much time as it usually does for junkies to reform their pushers.

Bush on Port Security
President Bush says there's no need to worry about the plan to sell control of U.S. ports to an Arab company. He even promises that if there is any terrorist attack, he'll give half their money back.

Democrats on Port Security
Democrats say they're "very concerned" about the plan to sell control of U.S. ports to an Arab company and how it will affect security. They're so concerned that now they're even pretending to care about security.

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