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Pataki Surgery
Doctors performed surgery on New York Governor George Pataki this week to remove his appendix. While they had him on the table; I sure hope they also removed the stick up his ass.

Stones Rock Rio
About two million people came to see the free Rolling Stones comcert in Rio de Janeiro Saturday night. That means only about half the crowd was made up of Mick Jagger's illegitimate children.