Cheney Spin Control
The White House is being accused of delaying its decision to report Vice President Cheney's shooting accident in order to control the spin on the story. Apparently they were trying to wait long enough so that they could claim he shot Osama bin Laden.

Cheney Spin Control II
The White House is being accused of delaying its decision to report Vice President Cheney's shooting accident. But the only reason they didn't report it to the news media quicker is because they wanted the first person to hear about it to be Patrick Fitzgerald.

Top 5 Real Reasons Not to Hunt With Dick Cheney

5) 17 heart pills a day makes him pretty loopy

4) You have the same haircut as his daughter's latest girlfriend

3) Even if you hit some game, you end up having to give half of it to Halliburton

2) After a while, everyone starts to look like a special prosecutor to him

1) If you're thinner than Justice Scalia, he probably can't see you

Saddam Trial Protests
As the Saddam Hussein trial resumed in Baghdad Monday, one of his co-defendants had to be dragged into court in his pajamas. Where did he think he was, the Michael Jackson trial?

Egyptian Election Delay
Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak has delayed his nation's long-awaited free local elections for another two years. Angry Arab mobs are reacting to the news by torching the Danish embassy.

Defrauding FEMA
A scathing new report on FEMA's mismanagement of the Katrina disaster shows that up 900,000 of the 2.5 million people who received aid may have been fraudulently posing as hurricane victims. But since the head of FEMA was fraudulently posing as someone who knew what he was doing, it's really hard to point fingers.

Gay Marriage Vote
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist says he plans to hold a vote on a Constitutional amendment to ban gay marriage later this year. Now that the Republicans have already screwed up all the important issues, it's time they start focusing on the stuff that doesn't matter at all.