Iraqi Polls
Several new polls show the Iraqi people are growing to dislike the American occupation more and more. Iraqis tell some pollsters they're not happy with the rise in crime, they tell other pollsters they hate the continued power outages, but the Iraqis say they thing they really hate about the new Iraq is all the damn pollsters.

No Reagan U.
Nancy Reagan is vetoing plans for a new University in Colorado that organizers wanted to name "Ronald Reagan University." Mrs. Reagan says she couldn't support any school without a Department of Astrology.

Car Testing Device
A new device has been developed that can show how well a driver performs at high speeds, hard braking, hard acceleration, and parking. It's called "the front bumper."