"High Priority Target"
Millions are holding their collective breath as a so-called "high priority" target in the war on terror is reportedly close to being nabbed. But this time, the world hopes the authorities can keep Courtney Love in custody.

New Precautions
The U.S. is telling foreign airlines to keep their airline cockpit doors closed and locked from now on. Not because that will do much in the war on terror, it's just that most American passengers can't take the smell.

NYC Schools Report
A new report says there are more than 5,500 ninth graders in New York City schools who are 17-years old or older. Finally, something that will help cut down on the number of teachers getting convicted of child molestation!