Tuesday, March 14, 2006

Milosevic Drug
Investigators now say they've found traces of a drug in Slobodan Milosevic's body that was not prescribed by any doctor. The news is devastating the millions of attorneys around the world who were hoping to file a malpractice suit.

Feingold vs. Bush
Senator Russ Feingold is introducing a proposal to censure President Bush. Mr. Bush is responding by insisting he can't be censured because he "never used any bad words."

Moussaoui Mistrial?
A federal judge is threatening to throw out the death penalty at the sentencing trial for Zacarias Moussaoui after administration prosecutors admitted they coached several witnesses on what to say. Legal experts say that didn't really hurt the defense, since these are the same people who coach President Bush too.

Mad Cow Found
A cow in Alabama has tested positive for mad cow disease, but it's not clear if it contracted the brain-wasting disease because it ate animal remains or simply because it lives in Alabama.

Frist Wins
Senate Majority Leader Bill Frist won a presidential straw poll this weekend in Tennessee. Well that makes sense; Frist is the one Republican candidate who most resembles a piece of straw.

Newspaper Merger
McClachy is buying Knight Ridder's newspapers for $4.5 billion; making the folks at McClachy the only people in America still actually buying a newspaper.

Game Show Host Dead
Former "Press Your Luck" game show host Peter Tomarken is dead after his private plane crashed in Southern California. It looks like an accident, but police are questioning several local whammies just in case.


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