Facebook Members
Facebook now has 750 million members. That's 750 million people who can see pictures of you drunk in college.



Anthony Sentencing
Casey Anthony will be sentenced today at 11am. She will either get jail for two more years or be forced to spend an hour with Nancy Grace.



Social Security Cut?
President Obama says he's now willing to make cuts to Social Security in return for tax hikes. So you might have to pay a little more out of your paycheck, but at least there will be a lot fewer old ladies crowding the supermarket.



Congressional Layoffs
Budget cuts mean Congress will have to make some staff layoffs. That means the only people whose jobs are safe are the guys in every office who make sure their Congressmen don't send out the wrong picture on Twitter.



Jobless Numbers
The weekly jobless report is due out today at 8:30am. But the guys who count up all the newly unemployed are asking that everyone who actually still has a job to just call them... it would be quicker.






July 7th



1456: A retrial verdict acquits Joan of Arc of heresy 25 years after her death… which is pretty fast for French justice.


1953: Ernesto "Che" Guevara sets out on a trip through Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Panama, Costa Rica, Nicaragua, Honduras, and El Salvador… and realizes that no one in any of those countries can afford to buy all those t-shirts with his picture on them.



1969: In Canada, the Official Languages Act is adopted making the French language equal to the English language… except for people who want to be taken seriously.