March 20th


1616: Sir Walter Raleigh is freed from the Tower of London after 13 years of imprisonment. After all that time in prison, it's no wonder he went in to the cigarette business.


1916: Albert Einstein publishes his general theory of relativity. It gets rave reviews from the one person on Earth smart enough to understand it - Albert Einstein.


2003: The U.S. and three other countries invade Iraq. Hollywood immediately starts filming the first crappy Iraq war movie.