HUMOR BLOGGING THE WAR IN ISRAEL... Sunday 7/16

Hezbollah rockets killed 8 people in the Israeli city of Haifa this morning. The U.N. is castigating the victims for not restraining themselves from dying.

Hezbollah is now threatening to use an even longer-range rocket... the one that travels all the way to your local service station and makes gas $6-a-gallon.

Israeli airstrikes have hit a building where Hezbollah members live... what's shocking about this is it was a coed dorm.

Another Israeli airstrike destroyed a Hezbollah radio station... Americans are praying the Israelis do the same thing to Jack FM.

"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" was the top U.S. film for the second weekend in a row with nearly $62.2 million in estimated box office receipts. Besides moviegoers, the only people rooting for vicious pirates are the Mideast reporters on the BBC.

AND IN OTHER NEWS...

New York state is now allowing judges to carry guns under their robes... but there's still no rule requiring them to wear pants.

U.S. Senator Ted Stevens is a major object of ridicule after he described the Internet as a "series of tubes" during a public debate last month. Stevens is actually proof that the entire Senate is filled with a series of tube steaks.