HUMOR BLOGGING THE WAR IN ISRAEL... Saturday 7/15

Thousands of people are stuck on roads, bridges lie in ruins, and the entire infrastructure is at risk... but enough about Boston's Big Dig.

Even though Lebanon has a democratically elected government, it is mostly controlled by terrorist thugs in Hezbollah... kind of like the Congress is mostly controlled by lobbyists.

With Israeli jets cutting off most of the ground and air links between Lebanon and Iran, Hezbollah may run out of weapons soon. But if it can't get material, Hezbollah can still continue to look to Tehran for words of immoral support.

Hezbollah leader Hassan Nasrallah says his terror organization will now wage "open war" with Israel. He made this courageous statement over the phone while hiding in the basement.

Experts worry that Iranian soldiers are now advising Hezbollah fighters in Lebanon. If the Iranians hand over their most deadly secrets, soon Hezbollah militants could also be charging $3.60 for a gallon of regular.

In Other News...

The state of Missouri says it's having trouble finding a doctor to preside over the state's executions. Experts say the state should just tell the doctors to pretend the condemned prisoners don't have health insurance.