HUMOR BLOGGING THE WAR IN ISRAEL

A team of experts is monitoring Hezbollah TV in order to see what's going on in the terror organization. If the network broadcasts images of Islamic soldiers, it means a total war has begun. If the network shows Islamic singers performing, it means it wants its followers to lay low. And if the network shows re-runs of "Mama's Family," it means all is lost.

The Lebanese government continues to complain that Hezbollah is an "independent entity" in the country... which means the terrorists are on the payroll, but they don't get health insurance.


OTHER NEWS

Wildfires continue to burn in California's Yucca Valley; not allowing anyone in or out of the area. It's not clear if this is an act of God, or Governor Schwarzeneggar's cheaper alternative to a border fence.