Shiloh Latest
Reports from Africa say Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's new daughter Shiloh is very beautiful... which means she has about 10 years to go before her mom starts stealing her boyfriends.

Afghan Riot
A bloody riot ensued after a U.S. military convey got into a deadly accident in Afghanistan today... not because of any anti-Americanism, it's just that the soldiers left without providing their insurance information.

Traffic Stats
Police say drinking and driving incidents were down this Memorial Day weekend. Of course they were; who can afford to buy booze AND gas?

Traffic Stats II
Police say drinking and driving incidents were down this Memorial Day weekend. That's because most Americans were forced to pour their booze in the gas tank.

Bush on Arlington
During Memorial Day services, President Bush referred to Arlington National cemetery as the "place where valor sleeps." That's opposed to the White House, which is the place where valor takes a vacation.

Patience Survey
A new survey shows most Americans can endure no more than 5 minutes on hold on the phone... 2 minutes if the hold music is a Madonna song.