Ford Layoffs
Ford Motor Company has announced it will lay off 30,000 workers. The news is shocking automotive experts who didn't know Ford had 30,000 workers left to lay off.

Ford Strategy
CEO Bill Ford says the latest round of layoffs are part of a plan to "focus only on its winning brands." That would make sense if Ford had any winning brands.

Bush on Wiretaps
President Bush insists he wasn't breaking the law by authorizing domestic wiretaps because he informed Congressional leaders about it. Actually, members of Congress are the best to people to talk to about breaking the law.

Bush on Wire Taps II
President Bush insists the domestic wire tapping program has saved lives... mostly the lives of the FBI agents who might have been killed trying to stop terrorists if they hadn't been wasting their time listening to phone conversations.

Blackberry Ruling
The U.S. Supreme Court made a ruling Monday that could shut down all Blackberry service worldwide. This means leading business executives may actually have to talk to their employees for the first time in years.

Blackberry Ruling II
The U.S. Supreme Court made a ruling Monday that could shut down all Blackberry service worldwide... it's a serious blow to 99% of American business executives who have no idea how to write in complete sentences.

Kerry's Attack
John Kerry is attacking the White House, calling the Bush administration "inept." Yeah, they're so inept, the only thing they can do right is beat John Kerry in an election.