Sharon Risk
Doctors in Israel say they're going to take a risk and wake Prime Minister Ariel Sharon from his coma Monday. Of course if they really want to take a risk, they could try waking President Bush from his coma too.

Congressional Corruption
House Speaker Dennis Hastert issued a statement Sunday saying he intends to "aggressively deal with lobbying reform." And Hastert explained he'll decide about the best way to do that after he consults with a few lobbyists.

Top 5 Changes in this Summer's new "Superman" Movie

5) Environmentalists force fortress of solitude to be moved from North Pole to Biosphere III

4) Due to massive newspaper layoffs, Clark Kent is now just a blogger

3) New super costume designed by the "Queer Eye" guys

2) New York Times attacks Man of Steel for using his super hearing to eavesdrop on Americans without a warrant

1) In the tradition of "Brokeback Mountain" Superman has affair with Jimmy Olson

Pope-Shooter Released
Mehmet Ali Agca, the man who shot Pope John Paul II in 1981, is being released from prison. Agca won his release when his lawyers finally convinced the courts this week that he would never shoot Pope John Paul II again.

Pope-Shooter Released II
Mehmet Ali Agca, the man who shot Pope John Paul II in 1981, is being released from prison. The Vatican is actually in favor of the decision, because it believes getting him out jail will at least make Agca less gay.

New Ford SUV
Ford is unveiling its new vehicle, the "Edge," which the company says is an SUV not designed for off-roading. The typical American who buys an SUV is responding by asking, "what's off-roading?"

Stamp Increase
First-class stamps now cost two cents more. But it really doesn't matter, because no one can afford to drive to the post office anyway.