Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Dick Clark's Reviews
Dick Clark did a pretty good job co-hosting the New Year's Eve telecast on ABC. Despite suffering a recent stroke, Clark clearly had more brain function that all of the idiots standing out in the freezing rain in Times Square.

Abramoff Deal
Lobbyist Jack Abramoff has pleaded guilty to conspiracy, tax evasion and mail fraud in a case that could implicate dozens of lawmakers. White House officials denounced Abramoff's activities as "outrageous," mostly because they thought he was only bribing them.

Top 5 Bribes Used by Jack Abramoff

5) Nancy Pelosi: Year's supply of face lifts

4) Tom DeLay: Year's supply of hairspray

3) Dennis Hastert: Year's supply of Twinkies

2) Ted Kennedy: 2-Year's supply of Twinkies

1) President Bush: Shiny rock and really soft teddy bear

Bush: Year 6
Historians say this sixth year in the White House could be the toughest for President Bush. But Mr. Bush is reminding people that not all sixth years are bad; in fact it was in his sixth year of high school that he finally graduated!

Congressional Corruption
A new poll shows that 50% of Americans believe Congress is corrupt. The other 50% know their Congressman is too busy screwing his interns to take bribes.


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