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Reagan to Speak
The Democrats will steal some Republican thunder by having the late President Reagan's son Ron speak at their convention to spotlight the need for more stem cell research. And the Republicans will steal some of the Democrats' thunder by having Al Gore and Howard Dean speak at their convention to spotlight the need for better mental healthcare.

Election Day Delay?
U.S. officials have discussed the idea of postponing the election in the event of a terrorist attack on or about election day. The delay shouldn't be too much of an inconvenience because we haven't had a real democracy for the last four years, so why should a few more days make a difference?

Courtney Love Hospitalized
Troubled singer-actress Courtney Love celebrated her 40th birthday on Friday in a New York hospital, where her lawyer says she was being treated for a "gynecological condition"... which of course is the new polite medical term for being "all fucked up."

Ketchup Warning
Conservative groups are warning Americans that they may be supporting John Kerry's agenda and boosting his campaign funds every time they buy Heinz ketchup. Meanwhile, President Bush's fans can support his agenda and add to his campaign funds every time they gas up their car.


Top Fox News Channel Secret Memos Revealed in New "Outfoxed" Documentary

-CNN exclusives can be stolen by using listening devices planted in Aaron Brown's "hair"

-Bill Clinton is allowed on the network, but he MUST be shown to the intern's lounge before going on air

-Use lots of Bush video... not so much audio

-Ted Kennedy is allowed on the network, but he MUST be shown to the liquor cabinet before going on air

-Use lots of Donald Rumsfeld audio... not so much video

-Rush Limbaugh is always welcome on the network, but he MUST NOT be shown to the medicine cabinet before going on air

-No Dick Cheney audio... No Dick Cheney video