Saturday, February 05, 2011

Packers Win
Aaron Rodgers won the MVP award as the Green Bay Packers defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers in the Super Bowl last night. One more Super Bowl win and Rodgers can go ahead and sexually assault dozens of women and only get a four game suspension.

Frat Shooting
A 25 year old student at Youngstown State University was shot and killed at a fraternity party this weekend. The big shock is that a student actually lived to be as old as 25 at Youngstown in the first place.

AOL Buys HuffPo
AOL has bought the Huffington Post for $315 million... so now we have an answer to the trivia question: "How much would it cost to shut Ariana Huffington up? $315 million."

National Anthem Flub
Cristina Aguilera flubbed several lines of the national anthem at the Super Bowl last night. Aguilera says she was thrown off by having to perform with her clothes actually on.

Murder at Sea?
Foul play is suspected in death of a musician on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship. The suspects are all the passengers who had to set through any of the shows on that cruise.

February 7th

1962: The United States bans all Cuban imports and exports, but is sadly unable to deport Desi Arnaz.

1819: Sir Thomas Stamford Raffles leaves Singapore after just taking it over, leaving it in the hands of William Farquhar and some house-sitters that came pretty highly recommended.

1979: Pluto moves inside Neptune's orbit, disrupting Neptunian satellite broadcasts of Three’s Company.


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