Tuesday, October 05, 2010

Ohio State Strike
Union workers at Ohio Stadium are threatening to strike at this weekend's Ohio State-Indiana game. Indiana still doesn't have a chance unless the strike includes the entire Ohio State offensive line.

Anti-Green Suits
A growing number of Americans are filing lawsuits against green energy projects because of noise pollution. In other words, we all just want Ed Begley to shut the Hell up.

Sanchez Apology
Fired CNN anchor Rick Sanchez is blaming "14 hour work days for his anti Semitic comments about Jon Stewart. CNN is blaming its anti Semitism on having to put up with Larry King.

Let it Burn
Firefighters in Tennessee stood and watched a house burn to the ground yesterday because the homeowners had not paid a $75 service fee. The firefighters are now uniquely qualified for careers in Congress.

Platform of Pot
Democrats are looking to introduce marijuna legalization ballot initiatives across the country in hopes of getting younger voters out to the polls... and because they know the only people voting Democrat these days are stoned out of their minds.

October 6th

1979: John Paul II becomes the first pope to visit the White House… and determines that Jimmy Carter was just a minor demon and not actually Satan.

1945: Billy Sianis and his pet billy goat are ejected from Wrigley Field during Game 4 of the World Series, cursing the Chicago Cubs with 65 years worth of rowdy, drunken fans… and no World Series titles.

2000: Argentine vice president Carlos Álvarez resigns when a better job at his cousin’s dry cleaners opens up in Cleveland.


Post a Comment

<< Home