It turns out President Obama is personally helping to organize the labor protests in Wisconsin that have effectively shut down the state. Next week, the leader of the free worls plans to sit in at the principal's office until they serve tater tots in the high school cafeteria again.



Griffin Fired
TimeWarner has fired Jack Griffin, the CEO of Time Magazine. But experts question the wisdom is firing the one person in America who still subscribes to Time Magazine.



Illinois is Hurting
The bad news is the insolvent state of Illinois wants to borrow another $3.7 billion. The worse news is it plans to pay the money back by selling Cubs World Series tickets.




Firefighter Steps Down
A Tucson firefighter who refused to report to the scene of the Gabrielle Giffords shooting has resigned. The firefighter says he would have done his job, but he was too busy writing a blog blaming the shootings on Sarah Palin.



Bieber Flip Flop
A Connecticut Democrat Congressman now says he doesn't like Justin Bieber anymore because Bieber is against abortion... and if there's anyone who makes people want to be pro-abortion, it's Justin Bieber.





February 18th


1970: The Chicago Seven are found not guilty of conspiring to incite riots at the 1968 Democratic National Convention. They are also found not guilty of conspiring to shower.


1972: The California Supreme Court invalidates the state's death penalty… based on the fact that living in California was worse than death anyway.


1979: Snow falls in the Sahara Desert in southern Algeria. Al Gore blames Global Warming.