Saturday, September 11, 2010

China Boosts Stocks
Stocks are set to open higher today on news that the Chinese economy is making a profit again. China's finances had been shaky after the country spent most of the last 13 months buying all of America.

Unionized Daycare
Daycare center workers in Michigan are now required to join the UAW... which is why most children in that state need to be replaced after 50,000 miles.

Anti-Union Teachers
A group of New York City teachers has started "Educators for Excellence". It's opposed to the teachers union and wants to end tenure... funeral services for the leading members of the group are tentatively scheduled for next month.

Hertz Offer
Hertz is offering $1.43 billion to buy Dollar Thrifty... but it hasn't been able to get them the money because they're still waiting in the airport check-out line.

BP Money Fund
The Obama administration gave tens of thousands of dollars to political allies that was supposed to help clean up the BP oil spill. That's over and above the millions of dollars the White House paid the unions to blow up the BP rig in the first place.

September 13th

509 BC: The temple of Jupiter on Rome's Capitoline Hill is dedicated, with special acknowledgement of the men’s urinals, donated by the Sapperstein family.

1848: Vermont railroad worker Phineas Gage survives a 3-foot iron rod being driven through his head… proving once and for all that unionized railroad workers today are a bunch of wusses.

1899: Henry Bliss is the first person in the United States to be killed in an automobile accident… and the last victim of an accident that didn’t involve Lindsay Lohan.


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