Saturday, July 03, 2010

July 4th

1776: The Declaration of Independence is adopted by the Second Continental Congressā€¦ then all the delegates vote to give themselves a pay raise.

1810: The French occupy Amsterdam and learn that getting stoned may be better than eating.

1827: Slavery is abolished in New York Stateā€¦ except for people looking for parking in Manhattan.


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