Monday, December 25, 2006

James Brown Dead
"Godfather of Soul" James Brown died today at age 73. The cause of death is not clear, but apparently his pants finally suffocated him.

James Brown Dead II
"Godfather of Soul" James Brown died today at age 73. Luckily, his hair is expected to live on for at least another five decades.

Bush Holiday Calls
President Bush took time out this Christmas to personally phone 10 American soldiers and thank them for their service to our country. The troops say they appreciated the calls, even though the White House reversed the charges.

Roadblocks Lifted
Israel agreed today to remove some of the military roadblocks that have hindered Palestinian travel in the West Bank. Experts say this will help Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas... as he tries to get the Hell out of the West Bank before Hamas assassinates him.


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