Monday, May 10, 2004

More Pictures to Come
With the U.S. reputation already in tatters around the world, a divided and hurting nation is bracing itself for more shocking and embarrassing pictures to be released... but enough about the next episode of "Extreme Makeover."

No Communion
The Catholic Church is now excluding pro-choice Catholic politicians from taking Communion. The decision is having a profound effect, especially on thousands of Catholic school kids who are becoming pro-choice so they can skip Mass too.

Grasso Demand
Former New York Stock Exchange chief Dick Grasso says he may return up to 48 million dollars worth of his controversial 188 million dollar severance package if prosecutors and the media will apologize for "ruining his reputation and his life"... because we all know how hard it is to get respect and be treated well when you have 188 million dollars.


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