Thursday, January 29, 2004

NEWSDAY ALERT!! I'm back in the "Punchlines" section of Newsday today! See the link: Newsday

Hezbollah Release
Israel is releasing 400 Hezbollah members today. Which means that after several years in jail without even seeing a woman, the men are now back home... where they hope to spend the next several years without even seeing a woman.

Bowflex Recall
Makers of the Bowflex weight machine say they've found a defect that could lead to injury. Of course, only people who use the Bowflex to actually exercise should be concerned, the other 99% who use their Bowflex as a place to hang their dirty laundry are not in any danger.


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